Following Anne's feeling that she is being left out somehow because no one has been annoying enough to offer her drugs:
The next time someone offers me drugs I plan to say something to the effect of: "No thanks, none for me. However, please ask my wife. She really wants someone to offer her crack. She wants the cultural experience. Maybe you have a few methamphetamines you could show her? She would really appreciate that. Thanks."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm not sure Eight Ball and Crank are Anne's speed.
She's a classy dame.
I think you should ask for a bowl of Vicodin, a bowl of Percocet, and a soup spoon. ;-)
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